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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?","punchline":"1 or 2? 1... or 2?","id":141}
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William Michael Harnett was an American painter known for his trompe-l'œil still lifes of ordinary objects.
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