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Ronald Jones is a former gridiron football offensive lineman and defensive lineman. He was signed as an undrafted free agent by the San Francisco 49ers in 2004. He played college football at Southern Miss.

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Malo Središte or Prnjavor is a village in Serbia. It is situated in the Vršac municipality, in the South Banat District, Vojvodina province. The village has a Romanian ethnic majority (79.16%) and its population numbering 78 people.

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