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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How good are you at Power Point?","punchline":"I Excel at it.","id":128}
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