Ioan I. Mironescu was a Romanian prose writer and physician. A native of the Moldavia region, he headed a dermatology clinic and taught medicine at Iași, while also publishing several volumes of short humorous tales.
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Elle Kaplan is an American entrepreneur. Kaplan is the chief executive officer and founding partner of LexION Capital, a New York-based fiduciary wealth management firm. Kaplan received her B.S. from the University of Michigan in English and chemistry, and her Executive MBA in finance from Columbia University.
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